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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.156 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,930 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 786,476 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,621,293 per year while the poor average 35,997, a ratio of 156 to 1.

Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Free man Sea, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and the legal profession considers itself above the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 755th in the world and 23rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 65.33 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 52ndMost Secular: 56thFattest Citizens: 62ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 80thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105thLargest Retail Industry: 131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 215thRudest Citizens: 543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700thLargest Governments: 755thMost Armed: 783rdLowest Crime Rates: 788thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,241stLargest Black Market: 2,082ndTop
Largest Populations: 2,412thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,670thMost Efficient Economies: 3,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,981stMost Conservative: 7,360thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,636thMost Stationary: 16,501stMost Influential: 18,443rd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost Stationary: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Influential: 306th in the regionMost Conservative: 309th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 530th in the region

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