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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.621 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,516 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 786,717 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,471,036 per year while the poor average 39,401, a ratio of 138 to 1.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', agricultural employees work for peanuts, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, and every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 209,571st in the world and 5,202nd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 1.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thMost Avoided: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 38thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 50thMost Secular: 63rdFattest Citizens: 64thLargest Agricultural Sector: 80thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 89thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 107thLargest Retail Industry: 123rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 673rdLargest Governments: 750thRudest Citizens: 755thMost Armed: 772ndLowest Crime Rates: 816thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,526thLargest Black Market: 1,781stTop
Largest Populations: 2,413thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,736thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,878thMost Efficient Economies: 4,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,887thMost Conservative: 6,468thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,667thMost Stationary: 17,188thMost Influential: 19,700th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 155th in the regionMost Stationary: 180th in the regionMost Conservative: 246th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 337th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 338th in the region

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