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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.094 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 23,969 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 796,496 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,426,234 per year while the poor average 42,532, a ratio of 127 to 1.

Many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Chris Hall at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 239,150th in the world and 6,658th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -9.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 44thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thHighest Economic Output: 46thFattest Citizens: 61stMost Secular: 61stLargest Agricultural Sector: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 106thLargest Retail Industry: 131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214thRudest Citizens: 552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 679thLargest Governments: 717thMost Armed: 776thLowest Crime Rates: 793rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,604thLargest Black Market: 1,987thLargest Populations: 2,365thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,510thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,756thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,067thMost Conservative: 6,588thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,129thMost Stationary: 15,544thMost Influential: 17,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,998thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,747th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionMost Conservative: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 546th in the regionMost Extreme: 648th in the region

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