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The Free Land of Chris Hall

“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.205 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 20,627 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 758,240 money is redundants, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,943,500 per year while the poor average 133,708, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 462nd in the world and 19th in the Rejected Realms for Rudest Citizens, with 400.2 Insults Per Minute.

Most Corrupt Governments: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 55thMost Secular: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rdFattest Citizens: 63rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 91stLargest Retail Industry: 102ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 226thLargest Agricultural Sector: 275thRudest Citizens: 462ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 590thLargest Governments: 850thLowest Crime Rates: 952ndLargest Black Market: 1,533rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,039thLargest Populations: 2,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,253rdMost Conservative: 4,657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,569thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,214thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,438th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionMost Conservative: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 211th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 462nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 506th in the regionMost Extreme: 514th in the region

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