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The Republic of Chipshyistan

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The church of zombie jesus

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Republic of Chipshyistan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.758 billion Chipshyistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.

The all-consuming Chipshyistanian economy, worth 277 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,787 lire, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, big game hunters travel to Chipshyistan to try their hand at shark-shooting, and women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Chipshyistan's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Chipshyistan is ranked 31,005th in the world and 1st in The church of zombie jesus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16,401.55 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,650thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,072ndFattest Citizens: 4,478thNudest: 4,832ndMost Primitive: 6,749thMost Devout: 10,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,811thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,891stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,327thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,390thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,723rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,959thLargest Black Market: 18,992ndLargest Insurance Industry: 19,410thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,221stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,308th

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