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The Colony of Chipmunk

“There once was a man from Nantucket”

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Location: Celtia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Colony of Chipmunk is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 909 million Chipmunkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The strong Chipmunkian economy, worth 51.0 trillion Corns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,074 Corns, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chipmunk's national animal is the Rodentia.

Chipmunk is ranked 135,238th in the world and 23rd in Celtia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 903.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,873rdTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 23,455th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the region

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