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The Military Empire of Chinese USSR

“We're so Communist, It Brings Tears To Stalin's Eyes”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Military Empire of Chinese USSR is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimar Novikov with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.37 billion ChinoRussians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ChinoRussian economy, worth 319 trillion Chinese Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 134,902 Chinese Yuan, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, people are often woken up by rubbish music, hell is not always other people, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese USSR's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christainity.

Chinese USSR is ranked 215,574th in the world and 6,219th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 32.44475701312 days.

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Nudest: 3,457thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,989thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,305thMost Armed: 7,006thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,295thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,732ndLargest Governments: 17,021stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,198thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,515thMost Devout: 18,533rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,832ndMost Authoritarian: 20,630thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,198thMost Patriotic: 22,009thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 28,620thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,764thMost Efficient Economies: 29,260th
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Nudest: 135th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 270th in the regionMost Armed: 494th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 690th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 894th in the regionLargest Governments: 949th in the region

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