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The Christmas Parade of Chinese rebel

“Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember La Bahia!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Christmas Parade of Chinese rebel is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Samuel Houston with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.322 billion Chinese rebelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LAKE CHARGOGGAGOGGMANCHAUGGAGOGGCHAUBUN. The average income tax rate is 49.7%.

The strong Chinese rebelian economy, worth 113 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 86,157 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Samuel Houston has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Chinese rebel's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chinese rebel is ranked 182,589th in the world and 5,611th in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Devout: 16,642ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,034thLargest Black Market: 22,554th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 516th in the regionMost Devout: 583rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 643rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 654th in the region

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