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The 君が置いてったものばっかが of Chimes

“Believe in what you want the world to be.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The 君が置いてったものばっかが of Chimes is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Ellorea with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 14.109 billion Chimesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimes Province. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion winds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 127,367 winds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimes's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

Chimes is ranked 273,284th in the world and 16,975th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.31 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 574thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,255thMost Pacifist: 1,765thSafest: 2,370thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,708thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,895thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,118thNicest Citizens: 3,139thMost Inclusive: 3,419thBest Weather: 3,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,912thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,154thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,229thHighest Food Quality: 5,254thLargest Governments: 5,394thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,689thHealthiest Citizens: 6,998thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,199thMost Cultured: 8,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,648thMost Developed: 9,034thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,198thHighest Economic Output: 10,795thMost Influential: 12,929thMost Efficient Economies: 13,244thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,705thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,168thSmartest Citizens: 15,630thMost Secular: 19,394thLargest Populations: 21,331stHighest Average Incomes: 22,835thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,268th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 54th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionMost Inclusive: 101st in the regionBest Weather: 119th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 126th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 136th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 141st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 194th in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 269th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 300th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 332nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionLargest Populations: 451st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 490th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 539th in the regionNudest: 607th in the regionMost Secular: 643rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 785th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 1,152nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,528th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,640th in the region

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