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The Republic of Chile-Paraguay

“Por la razón o la fuerza”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The East Pacific

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The Republic of Chile-Paraguay is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Eduardo Croix with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.024 billion Chileans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chile-Paraguayan economy, worth 606 trillion Chilean Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,688 Chilean Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, lavish state dinners in Santiago are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chile-Paraguay's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularity.

Chile-Paraguay is ranked 12,768th in the world and 358th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.87 Years.

Most Influential: 3,047thMost Devout: 4,730thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,394thMost Cultured: 9,862ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,302ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,567thHealthiest Citizens: 12,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,768thMost Developed: 13,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,106thLowest Crime Rates: 13,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,494thNicest Citizens: 15,122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,001stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,130thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,632ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,917thSmartest Citizens: 21,026th
Most Devout: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 251st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 274th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 328th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 338th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 345th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 358th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 358th in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 396th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 399th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 410th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rd in the regionLargest Populations: 438th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 459th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 469th in the regionNicest Citizens: 485th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 507th in the regionLargest Black Market: 514th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 514th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 557th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 596th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 622nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 705th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 711th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 744th in the region

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