Spotlight on:
The Militant Religious Cult of Children of Eden |
“Yes”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Militant Religious Cult of Children of Eden is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Father Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.735 billion Children are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gate. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The thriving Edenin economy, worth 532 trillion Prayers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 112,525 Prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, the judicial system legislates morality, and boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Children of Eden's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of New Eden.
Children of Eden is ranked 78,881st in the world and 1,119th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 612.9287049476 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, the judicial system legislates morality.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Eden, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.