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The Nasty Side of Child Care Workers

“Why spare the rod? Hit the Little Brat!!! ”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Nasty Side of Child Care Workers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Master Punisher with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.795 billion Crazed Lunatics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiddie Coral. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Child Care Looney economy, worth an astonishing 16,971 trillion Beatings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 589,374 Beatings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,664,422 per year while the poor average 40,660, a ratio of 90.1 to 1.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, it is a silent spring in Child Care Workers, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Child Care Workers's national animal is the Little Brat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is BDSM.

Child Care Workers is ranked 47,891st in the world and 16th in Canada for Most Extreme, scoring 27.87 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 19thLargest Retail Industry: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Gambling Industry: 36thMost Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49thHighest Disposable Incomes: 60thFattest Citizens: 76thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 76thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 106thMost Avoided: 106thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114thHighest Economic Output: 117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 131stLargest Mining Sector: 152ndHighest Average Incomes: 152ndMost Secular: 153rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 393rdMost Armed: 398thMost Efficient Economies: 460thRudest Citizens: 473rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 786thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 932ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,165thLargest Black Market: 2,011thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,553rdLargest Populations: 2,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,189thMost Conservative: 9,269thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,169thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,717thLargest Governments: 12,959thLowest Crime Rates: 13,363rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,353rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,824thMost Stationary: 24,269thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,428th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the region

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