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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon

“Forward the Revolution!”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Location: China

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.026 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth an astonishing 12,002 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 363,422 yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,963,889 per year while the poor average 34,835, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 102,446th in the world and 36th in China for Most Patriotic, with 13.63 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Gambling Industry: 139thMost Armed: 175thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 184thHighest Crime Rates: 184thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 267thFattest Citizens: 279thMost Avoided: 332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 378thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 380thHighest Economic Output: 413thMost Rebellious Youth: 428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 517thLargest Retail Industry: 550thRudest Citizens: 556thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 569thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 726thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 887thMost Efficient Economies: 1,227thHighest Average Incomes: 1,299thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,486thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,905thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,941stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,986thLargest Populations: 2,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,629thLargest Mining Sector: 2,736thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,990thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,310thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,946thMost Cultured: 7,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,936thLargest Black Market: 10,743rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,784thMost Influential: 12,101stNudest: 12,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,485thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,587thMost Secular: 20,649thLargest Governments: 22,527thHighest Drug Use: 22,828thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,467th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the region

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