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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon

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The Renmin Minzhu Zhuanzheng of ChiCon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Chiconian People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.026 billion ChiConians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongnanhai. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ChiConian economy, worth an astonishing 12,002 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 363,422 yuan, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,963,889 per year while the poor average 34,835, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. ChiCon's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the ChiConian Little Red Book.

ChiCon is ranked 102,446^th in the world and 36^th in China for Most Patriotic, with 13.63 flags saluted per person per day.

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