The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet
“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: Nazi Europa
Regional Influence: Power
The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.82 billion Chicken Cutletians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 7,930 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,695 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,348,773 per year while the poor average 39,556, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.
Government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and everybody's got wood thanks to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
- : Chicken Cutlet seized the position of Nazi Europa WA Delegate from The Marquessate of Kidderminster.
- : Chicken Cutlet lost the position of Nazi Europa WA Delegate to The Marquessate of Kidderminster.
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Citizenship And Birth Act".
- : Chicken Cutlet was endorsed by The Folkish Kingdom of Tromheim.
- : Chicken Cutlet voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".