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The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet

“Big problems are solved by bigger guns”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Nazi Europa

Regional Influence: Power


The Confederacy of Chicken Cutlet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.82 billion Chicken Cutletians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Cutlet City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Chicken Cutletian economy, worth a remarkable 7,930 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 295,695 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,348,773 per year while the poor average 39,556, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, and everybody's got wood thanks to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Chicken Cutlet's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Chicken Cutlet is ranked 821st in the world and 2nd in Nazi Europa for Highest Economic Output, with 7,930 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 334thHighest Disposable Incomes: 676thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 737thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 759thFattest Citizens: 766thMost Devout: 792ndHighest Economic Output: 821stLargest Insurance Industry: 952ndMost Influential: 953rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 956thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,143rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,213thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,445thMost Avoided: 2,091stLargest Retail Industry: 2,177thHighest Average Incomes: 2,185thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,402ndMost Armed: 2,647thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,856thLowest Crime Rates: 3,307thLargest Populations: 3,504thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,592ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,647thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,851stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,941stRudest Citizens: 4,300thMost Stationary: 4,794thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,777thLargest Governments: 8,660thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,346thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,979thMost Efficient Economies: 14,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,818thLargest Black Market: 16,445thMost Pro-Market: 20,471stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,326thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,437th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 14 » Zealith, Blancovia, Svarttjern, Azgoghk, Scarsaw, Kidderminster, Grosscobra Reich, Reorganisieren Reichregierung, Fashistiko, Prodstrazka, Northern Great Republic, Parsist Persian empier, Greater German Texas, and Tromheim.