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The Kingdom of CheeseSnackistan


Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: The Sea Of Love

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Kingdom of CheeseSnackistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Big Cheese with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 15.626 billion CheeseSnackistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Environment, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edamabad. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse CheeseSnackistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion United Queendom Blings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 72,322 United Queendom Blings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

CheeseSnackistan has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, lavish state dinners in Edamabad are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every CheeseSnackistani grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CheeseSnackistan's national animal is the Orange Tabby Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseSnackistan is ranked 108,530th in the world and 8th in The Sea Of Love for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.

Largest Publishing Industry: 4,076thMost Stationary: 4,411thBest Weather: 4,420thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,849thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,430thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,571stMost Cultured: 8,621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,452ndNudest: 10,884thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,649thMost Influential: 12,771stMost Inclusive: 13,726thLargest Populations: 15,281stSafest: 15,675thHighest Economic Output: 16,179thSmartest Citizens: 18,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,621stMost Politically Free: 19,629thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,651stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,559th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

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