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The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant

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Category: Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedoms:
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Location: North Korea

Regional Influence: Ambassador


The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Angela Davis with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.933 billion earthlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Che Triumphantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,131 trillion loves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 238,629 loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and Angela Davis lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Che Triumphant's national animal is the hippogriph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Veganism.

Che Triumphant is ranked 207,969th in the world and 32nd in North Korea for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -32.98 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26thMost Advanced Public Education: 35thMost Inclusive: 41stLargest Welfare Programs: 63rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69thMost Developed: 112thBest Weather: 114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116thMost Beautiful Environments: 117thLongest Average Lifespans: 123rdMost Pacifist: 144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 189thNicest Citizens: 212thLargest Governments: 212thHealthiest Citizens: 217thMost Subsidized Industry: 284thSafest: 285thLowest Crime Rates: 289thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 348thSmartest Citizens: 537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 613thMost Efficient Economies: 764thHighest Poor Incomes: 789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 854thMost Cultured: 1,355thTop
Most Income Equality: 2,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,831stHighest Average Incomes: 3,853rdHighest Economic Output: 6,772ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,864thTop
Nudest: 20,701st
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

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