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The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant

“Go Vegan”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: North Korea

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Sanctuary of Che Triumphant is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Angela Davis with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.818 billion earthlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Che Triumphantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,741 trillion loves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 253,407 loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, being Angela Davis has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, fat-shaming is now public policy, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Che Triumphant's national animal is the hippogriph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Veganism.

Che Triumphant is ranked 178th in the world and 2nd in North Korea for Largest Governments, scoring 90.43 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Secular: 7thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Advanced Public Education: 33rdMost Inclusive: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 47thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60thBest Weather: 82ndMost Developed: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thLongest Average Lifespans: 102ndMost Pacifist: 105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rdNicest Citizens: 153rdHealthiest Citizens: 154thLargest Governments: 178thSafest: 227thLowest Crime Rates: 243rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 261stMost Advanced Public Transport: 267thLeast Corrupt Governments: 425thMost Subsidized Industry: 437thSmartest Citizens: 494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 622ndMost Efficient Economies: 791stHighest Poor Incomes: 956thMost Cultured: 1,272ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,057thHighest Average Incomes: 3,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,700thHighest Economic Output: 5,589thMost Income Equality: 9,998thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,136thTop
Most Influential: 17,856th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the region

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