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The Republic of Chavante |
“A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: 10000 Islands |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Republic of Chavante is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Galvan with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.114 billion Chavanteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Welfare and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chacarrama. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chavantean economy, worth a remarkable 5,792 trillion Medals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 359,449 Medals, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, nose plugs are the latest Chavantean fashion accessory, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chavante's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All religion.
Chavante is ranked 259,093rd in the world and 1,564th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -7.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chavante, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
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Chavante, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
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Chavante was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Chavante, nose plugs are the latest Chavantean fashion accessory.
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Chavante, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
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Chavante, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
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Chavante, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
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Chavante, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
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Chavante, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber.
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Chavante, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.