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The Troutocracy of Chatula

“*sploosh*”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Refugia

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Troutocracy of Chatula is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Trout God with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.979 billion Chatulim are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Education and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trout Storage Facility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Chatuli economy, worth 469 trillion trout a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 118,029 trout, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,065,203 per year while the poor average 1,591, a ratio of 669 to 1.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, Trout God signs the laws but abides by none of them, families are only permitted to have one child, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chatula's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is trout.

Chatula is ranked 268,169th in the world and 444th in Refugia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 1,591.06 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 629thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,080thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,500thHighest Crime Rates: 1,780thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,031stMost Primitive: 2,172ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,484thTop
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Most Secular: 3,175thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,331stMost Avoided: 3,881stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,516thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,923rdLargest Black Market: 5,999thLargest Retail Industry: 6,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,573rdNudest: 6,849thMost Armed: 9,049thMost Efficient Economies: 9,070thMost Influential: 9,768thBest Weather: 11,470thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,756thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,719thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,146th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the region

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