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The The Ice Cream Addicts of Charlie-Simba

“Only the warmest heart can melt the coldest icecream”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Below Average
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Location: the Rejected Realms

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The The Ice Cream Addicts of Charlie-Simba is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Icecreme with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.992 billion Charlie-Simbans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floof City. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Charlie-Simban economy, worth 118 trillion Cat-Paw-Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,563 Cat-Paw-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charlie-Simba's national animal is the Vanilla Samoyed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Creamism.

Charlie-Simba is ranked 214,498th in the world and 6,653rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 45.31 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,813thMost Influential: 8,369thSafest: 10,377thBest Weather: 11,364thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,188thMost Pacifist: 13,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,330thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,564thNicest Citizens: 17,459thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,778thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,107thMost Inclusive: 21,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,841stMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,358th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 146th in the regionSafest: 219th in the regionMost Pacifist: 241st in the regionBest Weather: 271st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 279th in the regionNicest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 318th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 336th in the regionMost Inclusive: 357th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 359th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 473rd in the regionMost Cultured: 505th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 534th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 534th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 554th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 562nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 613th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 677th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 21 » Panormia, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Emeseses, NewColo, Zerentopia, Ulslur, Golexald, Of Altonianic Islands, Farrakhan, Parx, Makdon, TorNaGul, Chimes, Andromeda Islands, Visionary Union, Aandruzognivia, Furret Cult, Fauzjhia, Isles of Govia, and Dyllypoly.