The The Ice Cream Addicts of Charlie-Simba
“Only the warmest heart can melt the coldest icecream”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: the Rejected Realms
Regional Influence: Page
The The Ice Cream Addicts of Charlie-Simba is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Icecreme with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.992 billion Charlie-Simbans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floof City. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Charlie-Simban economy, worth 118 trillion Cat-Paw-Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,563 Cat-Paw-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charlie-Simba's national animal is the Vanilla Samoyed, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Creamism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Charlie-Simba lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Charlie-Simba endorsed The Confederacy of Isles of Govia.
- : Charlie-Simba endorsed The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly.
- : Charlie-Simba was endorsed by The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly.
- : Charlie-Simba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Charlie-Simba was endorsed by The Confederacy of Isles of Govia.
- : Following new legislation in Charlie-Simba, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
- : Charlie-Simba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Blood Donation Safety and Equality Act".
- : Following new legislation in Charlie-Simba, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
- : Charlie-Simba endorsed The Communist Easter Egg Kingdom of Fauzjhia.
Endorsements Received: 21 » Panormia, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Emeseses, NewColo, Zerentopia, Ulslur, Golexald, Of Altonianic Islands, Farrakhan, Parx, Makdon, TorNaGul, Chimes, Andromeda Islands, Visionary Union, Aandruzognivia, Furret Cult, Fauzjhia, Isles of Govia, and Dyllypoly.