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The Unsafe of Channel zero

“Stigmatized for life”

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The Unsafe of Channel zero is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by FDSVD with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.673 billion Channel zeroans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Channel zeroan economy, worth a remarkable 5,470 trillion Black Fuels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 205,088 Black Fuels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,566,254 per year while the poor average 7,346, a ratio of 213 to 1.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, concussed Dashboard Devilball players cannot remember their lineup position, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Channel zero's national animal is the Dashboard Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Metal.

Channel zero is ranked 11,372^nd in the world and 1^st in Heavy Metal Heaven for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.06 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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