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The Constitutional Monarchy of Champanesia

“Independence, liberty, and happiness”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: Uni Islam Asia Tenggara

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Constitutional Monarchy of Champanesia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.786 billion Champanesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Champanesian economy, worth 104 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,377 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, Islam has been named as Champanesia's national religion, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Champanesia's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Champanesia is ranked 78,896th in the world and 7th in Uni Islam Asia Tenggara for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,342.32 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,152ndTop
Safest: 21,576th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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