Spotlight on:
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Chameleon beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Chameleon beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.328 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Chamilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,933 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 263,797 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, most ambassadors from Chameleon beetles retire only a few years after being appointed, the Chameleon beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chameleon beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Chameleon beetles is ranked 36,551st in the world and 26th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.39522569988 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, the Chameleon beetles Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, most ambassadors from Chameleon beetles retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Chameleon beetles, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.