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The Grand Red Republic of Chalredonia

“For all to be equal”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Grand Red Republic of Chalredonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Asmo Kelengy with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.55 billion Chalredonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadro City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chalredonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,609 trillion Calaxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,097 Calaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chalredonia's national animal is the Microraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chalredonia is ranked 166,345th in the world and 1,126th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230thMost Advanced Public Education: 404thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 524thLeast Corrupt Governments: 572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 613thSafest: 697thBest Weather: 722ndLargest Governments: 768thMost Inclusive: 775thMost Developed: 781stHighest Food Quality: 833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 871stHealthiest Citizens: 879thMost Pacifist: 891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 969thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,026thMost Cultured: 1,276thNicest Citizens: 1,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,356thSmartest Citizens: 1,397thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,825thLowest Crime Rates: 2,029thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,165thTop
Most Secular: 3,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,348thHighest Economic Output: 4,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,813thHighest Average Incomes: 4,891stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,142ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,065thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,919thMost Influential: 11,312thNudest: 12,067thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,878thLargest Populations: 19,049thMost Income Equality: 19,622ndMost Politically Free: 24,618th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Politically Free: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionTop
Nudest: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Secular: 107th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 38 » Xathis, Halsoni, The Steephills, Karelianastan, Sodoran Alesia, Shamian, 104 Partisans, Omafana, Phallas, Berlin Commune, The Achterhoek, Melanesia and Micronesia, The Movion, Dolarik, Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk, Arpol, Transbiansylvania, Kethania, Socialist Balkon, Old Corus, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Heitoria, Soviet State of Covernant, Soberanos-Socialistas, Borealian Communes, Passany, Comuny, Socialist Heronia, Larger Green Plants, 4D Donkeys, Trombossa, Egalit, Carrico, Flying-Penguins, EOJ, Goias SSR, Krestyana, and Exania.