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The Great Kingdom of Chaimono

“King must always win.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Great Kingdom of Chaimono is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by HM King Ferdinand II with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.92 billion Chaimonans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Debussy. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chaimonoan economy, worth 272 trillion Chaimonoan bobuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,896 Chaimonoan bobuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, the Chaimonoan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and ill and injured visitors in Chaimono have to walk it off until they return home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaimono's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Chaimono.

Chaimono is ranked 136,129th in the world and 164th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 524.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 4,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,459thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,759thMost Influential: 8,951stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,445thMost Cultured: 12,462ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,275thHealthiest Citizens: 13,390thMost Efficient Economies: 13,438thLargest Governments: 13,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,514thMost Authoritarian: 14,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,293rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,305thMost Devout: 20,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,019thSmartest Citizens: 22,802ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,645thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,704thMost Conservative: 25,481stMost Developed: 25,772nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 24 » Hasaeng, The Holy Avalonian Empire, Romparti, Kalldunn, Austerlant, Gothlandia, Rykwetter, Frolacia, Democratic Agre Frentopia, Moribundustan, South Vestburg, Nersi20, Azumia, Grumdic, Farhill, JorizBar, Cer Kire Kon, The Danubian Provinces, New Zora, Dreemurr part two electric Boogaloo, Nova Nova Hibernia, Kivah, Quintan, and Francomia.