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The Communist Utopia of Chads United

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.173 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,265 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 1,074th in the world and 41st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 60.76 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Extreme: 3rdMost Authoritarian: 149thMost Conservative: 226thMost Income Equality: 408thMost Secular: 440thMost Efficient Economies: 456thSafest: 517thMost Valuable International Artwork: 540thHighest Poor Incomes: 568thMost Subsidized Industry: 576thMost Developed: 597thLowest Crime Rates: 636thLongest Average Lifespans: 671stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 808thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 862ndHealthiest Citizens: 906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 933rdMost Beautiful Environments: 956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,053rdLargest Governments: 1,074thSmartest Citizens: 1,077thBest Weather: 1,228thMost Cultured: 1,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,622ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,365thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,816thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,746thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,639thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,980thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,577thHighest Economic Output: 10,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,197thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,594thLargest Retail Industry: 21,573rd
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 104th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 246th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 415th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 449th in the regionMost Stationary: 453rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526th in the regionMost Influential: 542nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 638th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 667th in the region

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