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The Communist Utopia of Chads United

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.306 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,844 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, nine out of ten citizens of Chads United answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 122,263rd in the world and 2,584th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.82 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 151stMost Conservative: 229thMost Income Equality: 424thMost Secular: 560thSafest: 628thHighest Poor Incomes: 700thLowest Crime Rates: 702ndMost Developed: 712thMost Subsidized Industry: 784thLongest Average Lifespans: 816thMost Efficient Economies: 842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,052ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,070thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,107thBest Weather: 1,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,277thLargest Governments: 1,335thSmartest Citizens: 1,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,662ndMost Cultured: 2,046thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,926thHighest Average Incomes: 3,690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,041stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,144thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,536thHighest Economic Output: 16,029th
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 213th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 363rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the region

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