Spotlight on:
The Socialist Republic of Cha Hetstopia |
“YOU CANT KILL ME”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Cha Hetstopia World |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Socialist Republic of Cha Hetstopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Frank Woods with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.413 billion Hetstopian are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cha Hetstopia City. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cha Hetstopian economy, worth 409 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,932 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cha Hetstopia's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cha Hetstopia's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Cha Hetstopia is ranked 284,999th in the world and 1st in Cha Hetstopia World for Most Primitive, scoring -209.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cha Hetstopia's influence in Cha Hetstopia World rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
- : Cha Hetstopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Cha Hetstopia, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
- : Following new legislation in Cha Hetstopia, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Cha Hetstopia's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
- : Cha Hetstopia changed its national capital to "Cha Hetstopia City".
- : Cha Hetstopia created a custom banner.
- : Cha Hetstopia created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Cha Hetstopia, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
- : Cha Hetstopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Cha Hetstopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.