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The Empire of Ceti Hegemony

“For the glory of the Emperor and the Imperial Family!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Ceti Hegemony is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Dote with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.101 billion Ceti Hegemonyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valdunshire. The average income tax rate is 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceti Hegemonyian economy, worth 165 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,306 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, the government funds large training centres to turn phoenixes into functioning members of society, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceti Hegemony's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ceti Hegemony is ranked 90,503rd in the world and 3,820th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,061.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,069thMost Influential: 2,311thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 6,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,359thMost Patriotic: 11,109thTop
Most Developed: 13,422ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,283rdMost Secular: 15,002ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,331stHighest Average Incomes: 15,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,291stMost Efficient Economies: 16,344thHealthiest Citizens: 16,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,920thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,947thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,127thLowest Crime Rates: 18,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,089thHighest Food Quality: 19,200thMost Cultured: 19,874thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,691stSmartest Citizens: 22,500thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,404thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,160thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,554thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,105th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 244th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 428th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 495th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 689th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 694th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 694th in the regionMost Secular: 700th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 727th in the regionMost Developed: 756th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 761st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 785th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 806th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 811th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 811th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 836th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 857th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 861st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 865th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 879th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 896th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 942nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 946th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 955th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 966th in the regionMost Cultured: 975th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 977th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,042nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,094th in the region

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