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The Federation of Cerveskia

“Freedom is Worth Fighting For”

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Location: Free Market Federation

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Federation of Cerveskia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Scott Vasily Wu with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.823 billion Cerveskis enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Kroilev. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cerveskian economy, worth a remarkable 3,456 trillion Cerveskis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 292,387 Cerveskis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,148,380 per year while the poor average 50,590, a ratio of 22.7 to 1.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime is totally unknown. Cerveskia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cerveskia is ranked 1,508th in the world and 5th in Free Market Federation for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.15 million Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 438thLargest Retail Industry: 602ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 919thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,508thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,842ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,938thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,977thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,111thSmartest Citizens: 2,181stHighest Average Incomes: 2,244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,364thTop
Most Cultured: 2,676thMost Efficient Economies: 2,997thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,259thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,642ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,723rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3,778thHighest Economic Output: 3,821stFattest Citizens: 3,837thLargest Governments: 8,429thMost Stationary: 8,471stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,883rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,535thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,917thMost Influential: 10,933rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,519thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,060thLargest Black Market: 22,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,857th
Most Stationary: 1st in the region

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