The Drake Camper of Cereskia 2
“Thersj- We're gonna even show them-”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Drake Camper of Cereskia 2 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Drake Camper with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.126 billion Cereskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Astrana. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Cereskian economy, worth 410 trillion Cereskian Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 193,012 Cereskian Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials across Cereskia 2 are being "encouraged" to adopt Peregrine Falcons to set an example for the populace, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cereskia 2's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stickminian Violetism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cereskia 2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, government officials across Cereskia 2 are being "encouraged" to adopt Peregrine Falcons to set an example for the populace.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob'.
- : Following new legislation in Cereskia 2, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Cereskia 2 lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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