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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion

“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.447 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 8,414 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,664 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,139 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 18,028th in the world and 577th in 10000 Islands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 405thLargest Insurance Industry: 426thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 430thHighest Disposable Incomes: 516thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 588thMost Ignorant Citizens: 626thLargest Mining Sector: 679thMost Avoided: 684thFattest Citizens: 713thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 832ndLargest Gambling Industry: 902ndHighest Economic Output: 910thMost Devout: 1,276thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,345thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,365thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,403rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,737thMost Armed: 2,000thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,464thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,022ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,023rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,193rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,367thLowest Crime Rates: 4,874thLargest Populations: 4,986thRudest Citizens: 6,863rdMost Conservative: 7,287thMost Efficient Economies: 7,890thMost Patriotic: 8,054thLargest Governments: 9,012thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,547thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,961stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,028thMost Influential: 19,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,412th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 56th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionMost Extreme: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 107th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111th in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 151st in the region

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