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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion

“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”

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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.447 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 8,414 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,664 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,139 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 18,028^th in the world and 577^th in 10000 Islands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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