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The Woot woot woot I feel free of Cerb

“Sunshine and happiness for everyone! yay”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Woot woot woot I feel free of Cerb is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dr Cerberus T Dawg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.174 billion Cerbadeedoodahs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dawg pound. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The all-consuming Cerblicious economy, worth a remarkable 3,242 trillion smileys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,708 smileys, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 579,070 per year while the poor average 31,892, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerb's national animal is the fluffy little puppy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day Dawgist.

Cerb is ranked 56,851st in the world and 689th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,939.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,178thLargest Mining Sector: 1,536thFattest Citizens: 2,099thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,352ndMost Devout: 2,489thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,161stLargest Black Market: 3,715thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,189thMost Influential: 4,585thHighest Economic Output: 5,104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,127thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,515thLargest Retail Industry: 10,170thLargest Populations: 10,354thMost Armed: 12,095thHighest Average Incomes: 12,902ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,535thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,275thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,245thLargest Governments: 23,404th
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Largest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 50th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionMost Armed: 118th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 121st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionMost Avoided: 134th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 29 » Namakan, The Soylent Green Party, Macrasetia, Free Land of Rebellium, Faradova, Grimmywelsh, Xanthorrhoea, Dustwind, The Galactic American Imperium, Alski, Krystalveil, Maconshinbernititte, The Democratic State Of Josora, Anollasia, Reformed Imperis, Kaprein, Ilfarasia, Geonomia, Solsevara, Savveria, Houbur, Liberdon, Hashari Darussalam, Markanite, Selu-Ahare, Jaegerpondonia, Dolorado, United Kolance, and Rotzka.