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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 179

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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 179 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.7 billion Centrist Card Farm 179ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 179ian economy, worth 976 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,691 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, fish with fish chips have become the new Centrist Card Farm 179ian food staple, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the elderly are killed softly with a song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 179's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Centrist Card Farm 179 is ranked 22,156^th in the world and 111^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88 law-abiding acts per hour.

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