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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 167 |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Memeland United |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 167 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.846 billion Centrist Card Farm 167ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 167ian economy, worth 933 trillion Cards a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,347 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", the might of the entire Centrist Card Farm 167ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 167's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Centrist Card Farm 167 is ranked 145,736th in the world and 266th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.25810119252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 167 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Centrist Card Farm 167 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, the might of the entire Centrist Card Farm 167ian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 167, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.