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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 148

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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 148 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.47 billion Centrist Card Farm 148ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 148ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,494 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 148's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Centrist Card Farm 148 is ranked 174,680^th in the world and 361^st in Memeland United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 617.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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