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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 056 |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Memeland United |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 056 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.996 billion Centrist Card Farm 056ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 056ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,169 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 527,149 per year while the poor average 35,898, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.
Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Centrist Card Farm 056ian weed picker are way up, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 056's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Centrist Card Farm 056 is ranked 145,662nd in the world and 156th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.2644345218 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 056 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Centrist Card Farm 056 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Centrist Card Farm 056 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 056, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 056, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 056, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Centrist Card Farm 056ian weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 056, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 056, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 056, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 056, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.