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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 055 |
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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Memeland United |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 055 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.977 billion Centrist Card Farm 055ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 055ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,856 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 520,881 per year while the poor average 49,214, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.
Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, every workday begins with group therapy, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Centrist Card Farm 055's national animal is the Raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Centrist Card Farm 055 is ranked 145,659th in the world and 155th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.264469244 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 055 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Centrist Card Farm 055 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Centrist Card Farm 055 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Centrist Card Farm 055 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Centrist Card Farm 055 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Largest Agricultural Sector, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 055, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 055, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 055, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 055, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 055, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.