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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 049 |
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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Memeland United |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 049 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.035 billion Centrist Card Farm 049ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 049ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,502 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
High school bands practice by moonlight, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Centrist Card Farm 049 flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Centrist Card Farm 049's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Centrist Card Farm 049 is ranked 145,473rd in the world and 149th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 179.264642215 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 049 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Centrist Card Farm 049 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, billions of Cards are spent to take high-quality photos of the Raven Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 049, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.