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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 010 |
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Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Memeland United |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 010 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.187 billion Centrist Card Farm 010ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 010ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion Cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,654 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Raven Dung" has been declared a national treasure, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 010's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Centrist Card Farm 010 is ranked 145,579th in the world and 110th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26549007668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Centrist Card Farm 010 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Raven Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Centrist Card Farm 010, increasing numbers of children in Centrist Card Farm 010 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.