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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 001

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Memeland United

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The UPC of Centrist Card Farm 001 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.164 billion Centrist Card Farm 001ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrist Card Farm 001ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,312 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,246 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrist Card Farm 001's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Centrist Card Farm 001 is ranked 145,570th in the world and 101st in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.26563590992 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,656thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,171stMost Patriotic: 6,399thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,571stLargest Black Market: 7,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,737thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,959thLargest Mining Sector: 8,203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,771stHighest Average Incomes: 13,011thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,069thMost Secular: 15,356thMost Efficient Economies: 19,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,471stHighest Economic Output: 21,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,773rdLargest Governments: 24,150thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,175th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionMost Income Equality: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionMost Stationary: 101st in the region

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