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The Empire of Central American Alliance

“Dios Unión Libertad”

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The Empire of Central American Alliance is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nayib Bukele with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.269 billion Central Americans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guatemala City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Central American economy, worth 881 trillion Quetzals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,838 Quetzals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, every day's an auto-de-fé day, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central American Alliance's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central American Alliance is ranked 47,545^th in the world and 12^th in Greater Middle East for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.92 law-abiding acts per hour.

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