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The Animal Queendom of Celzlhi

“Woof Woof, jolly, ho ho ho ho ho, woof woof”

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The Animal Queendom of Celzlhi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shelty with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.314 billion Cylzlhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cylzlhian economy, worth a remarkable 2,153 trillion Candieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 294,430 Candieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The comic book series 'Shelty and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celzlhi's national animal is the Sheepdog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Woofism.

Celzlhi is ranked 1,916^th in the world and 34^th in Green Hills for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.45 law-abiding acts per hour.

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