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The Mystical Divinity of Celestial Empress

“Keep watching the skies... and then be reborn!!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Celestial Empire

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Mystical Divinity of Celestial Empress is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Almighty One with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 11.841 billion Celestial Empresses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestia. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Celestial Empress economy, worth 235 trillion planetary invasions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,920 planetary invasions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants who don't like the taste of Celestial Empress Turnip Chips are immediately deported, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial Empress's national animal is the extra-terrestrial biological entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is up to my imagination.

Celestial Empress is ranked 81,443rd in the world and 1st in The Celestial Empire for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,360.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Primitive: 3,788thTop
Most Stationary: 13,160thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,777thMost Income Equality: 19,670thMost Devout: 20,225th

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