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The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia

“No work no worries.”

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Location: South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Timelad with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.659 billion Ceidtopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bktirion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ceidtopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,609 trillion glootias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 556,507 glootias, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,139,152 per year while the poor average 48,544, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.

Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks. Crime is almost non-existent. Ceidtopia's national animal is the Feathered Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Ceidtopia is ranked 204,579th in the world and 141st in South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 18 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 72ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 77thFattest Citizens: 91stRudest Citizens: 105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 109thMost Efficient Economies: 110thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 215thHighest Average Incomes: 228thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 238thHighest Economic Output: 372ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 378thLargest Gambling Industry: 479thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 496thSmartest Citizens: 543rdMost Avoided: 552ndLargest Insurance Industry: 568thLargest Information Technology Sector: 570thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 635thMost Cultured: 640thMost Armed: 676thLargest Publishing Industry: 727thMost Rebellious Youth: 735thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 911thLargest Mining Sector: 1,021stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,047thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,083rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,531stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,565thLargest Governments: 1,874thMost Patriotic: 2,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,459thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,404thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,083rdLargest Populations: 7,264thMost Inclusive: 7,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,752ndLargest Black Market: 11,003rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,165thHighest Food Quality: 24,208thHighest Drug Use: 24,756thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,843rdMost Pro-Market: 26,393rd
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the region

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