Spotlight on:
The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir |
“People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Angels of Derp |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Octavia Melody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.218 billion Tirans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 4,711 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,084 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is known as the cheapskates of Angels of Derp, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, shopping comes bagged and tagged, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ceffyltir is ranked 3,823rd in the world and 2nd in Angels of Derp for Most Influential, scoring 22,629 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Developed.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Best Weather.