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The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir

“People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Angels of Derp

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Octavia Melody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.218 billion Tirans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 4,711 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,084 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Angels of Derp, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, shopping comes bagged and tagged, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceffyltir is ranked 3,823rd in the world and 2nd in Angels of Derp for Most Influential, scoring 22,629 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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1%
Nudest: 1stMost Cheerful Citizens: 706thMost Cultured: 1,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,909thSmartest Citizens: 2,494thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,583rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,816thMost Developed: 2,974thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,996thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,411thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,721stMost Influential: 3,823rdRudest Citizens: 3,827thHighest Economic Output: 3,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,920thNicest Citizens: 4,242ndMost Pacifist: 6,306thHighest Drug Use: 6,484thHealthiest Citizens: 6,761stLargest Populations: 6,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,897thMost Efficient Economies: 11,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,576thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,668thBest Weather: 15,087thLargest Retail Industry: 15,214thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 16,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,002ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,135thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,537thLargest Governments: 25,592ndMost Secular: 29,645th

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