Spotlight on:
The Colony of CDF Imperial Legion XLIV |
“Through bureaucracy we thrive”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Commonwealth of Sovereign States |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Colony of CDF Imperial Legion XLIV is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Delgado with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.274 billion CDF Imperial Legion XLIVians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector 42. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.
The thriving CDF Imperial Legion XLIVian economy, worth 583 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,205 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, many believe that Governor Delgado's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CDF Imperial Legion XLIV's national animal is the Robot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Powerism.
CDF Imperial Legion XLIV is ranked 288,744th in the world and 183rd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Nicest Citizens, with 1.52 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, many believe that Governor Delgado's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
- : Following new legislation in
CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, moonshine has made a resurgence.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially.
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CDF Imperial Legion XLIV, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".