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The Kingdom of Caybow

“It's only a 3km run”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Kingdom of Caybow is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Baconslushy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.382 billion Caybowians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philia. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caybowian economy, worth 273 trillion Bows a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,778 Bows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caybow's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Caybow is ranked 159,743rd in the world and 5,225th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -100.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,832ndMost Influential: 1,962ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 5,293rdMost Pacifist: 10,346thTop
Best Weather: 11,992ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,258thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,442ndNicest Citizens: 12,448thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,194thMost Cultured: 15,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,286thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,345thMost Inclusive: 16,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,462ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,171stSmartest Citizens: 20,300th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 251st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 538th in the regionNicest Citizens: 622nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 625th in the regionBest Weather: 666th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 673rd in the region

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