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The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33

“One nation under il cavallino rampante”

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The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Enzo Cavallino with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.184 billion Cavallinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maranello. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavallinian economy, worth an astonishing 23,534 trillion Enzoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 731,246 Enzoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,447,701 per year while the poor average 28,861, a ratio of 188 to 1.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cavallino33's national animal is the cavallino, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cavallino33 is ranked 15,881^st in the world and 2^nd in Allied Automobile Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,544.26 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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