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The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33

“One nation under il cavallino rampante”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Allied Automobile Empire

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Enzo Cavallino with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.184 billion Cavallinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maranello. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavallinian economy, worth an astonishing 23,534 trillion Enzoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 731,246 Enzoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,447,701 per year while the poor average 28,861, a ratio of 188 to 1.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cavallino33's national animal is the cavallino, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cavallino33 is ranked 15,881st in the world and 2nd in Allied Automobile Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,544.26 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 5thFattest Citizens: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22ndMost Avoided: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31stHighest Disposable Incomes: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41stHighest Economic Output: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 46thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 57thHighest Average Incomes: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61stLargest Retail Industry: 62ndLargest Mining Sector: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 82ndRudest Citizens: 114thMost Efficient Economies: 123rdMost Stationary: 297thLargest Information Technology Sector: 367thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521stLargest Governments: 640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,108thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,216thLargest Populations: 1,536thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,068thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,736thLowest Crime Rates: 3,684thMost Influential: 4,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,104thLargest Black Market: 5,548thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,798thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,881stHighest Drug Use: 17,480th

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