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The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33

“One nation under il cavallino rampante”

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The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Enzo Cavallino with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.588 billion Cavallinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maranello. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavallinian economy, worth an astonishing 24,647 trillion Enzoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 733,808 Enzoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,071,464 per year while the poor average 37,481, a ratio of 135 to 1.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Maranello was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the Cavallinian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cavallino33's national animal is the cavallino, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cavallino33 is ranked 241,598^th in the world and 3^rd in Allied Automobile Empire for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -62.29 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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