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The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33

“One nation under il cavallino rampante”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Allied Automobile Empire

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Automotive Principality of Cavallino33 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Enzo Cavallino with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, flagrant waste-dumping, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.588 billion Cavallinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maranello. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cavallinian economy, worth an astonishing 24,647 trillion Enzoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 733,808 Enzoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,071,464 per year while the poor average 37,481, a ratio of 135 to 1.

Overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Maranello was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the Cavallinian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cavallino33's national animal is the cavallino, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cavallino33 is ranked 241,598th in the world and 3rd in Allied Automobile Empire for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -62.29 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Secular: 3rdFattest Citizens: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24thMost Avoided: 25thHighest Disposable Incomes: 29thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thLargest Insurance Industry: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thHighest Economic Output: 42ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 49thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 65thLargest Mining Sector: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 71stLargest Retail Industry: 73rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 84thMost Efficient Economies: 138thRudest Citizens: 203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 412thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 542ndLargest Governments: 686thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,135thLargest Populations: 1,518thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,192ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,713thLowest Crime Rates: 4,080thMost Influential: 4,709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,345thLargest Black Market: 6,406thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,929thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,121stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,529thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,363rd

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