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The Republic of Cauva

“The Freer the Market, The Freer The People.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Novus Lucidum

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Republic of Cauva is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 462 million Cauvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corwen. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cauvan economy, worth 55.4 trillion cauvan credit ȼs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,826 cauvan credit ȼs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cauva's national animal is the Tasseled wobbegong, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cauva is ranked 192,679th in the world and 29th in Novus Lucidum for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Highest Crime Rates: 2,334thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,931stFattest Citizens: 3,133rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,414thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,433rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,615thMost Avoided: 3,824thRudest Citizens: 4,485thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,647thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,837thMost Armed: 6,118thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,560thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,436thLargest Retail Industry: 7,948thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,483rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,487thLargest Mining Sector: 15,876thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,775th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Varzo, New Nationale Einheit, Scalesburg, Ionalands, The Arken, Condaian, and Barbariax.