The New Republic of Catsonya
“Proficere non potest sine mutatione”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The New Republic of Catsonya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ex-Sonyan-Prince Catalonius with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.788 billion Catsonyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cities of Felix-Felicis Project. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Catsonyan economy, worth 255 trillion Credit Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,004 Credit Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Catsonya's national animal is the Cyber-Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Catsonya, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Catsonya was endorsed by The Holy Republic of East Nagaland.
- : Following new legislation in Catsonya, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
- : Following new legislation in Catsonya, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.
- : Following new legislation in Catsonya, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in Catsonya, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Catsonya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Catsonya was endorsed by The Federation of Peabodia.
- : Catsonya voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
- : Catsonya voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
Endorsements Received: 132 » Erinor, Mapico, Amerion, The Worst army of, Anserisa, Aumeltopia, Kringalia, Tsunamy, Xandev, Holy Free, Gonrati, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, West Pastafaria, Farengeto, Volaworand, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Sau Man Frescher, Compli, Laamiva, Auphelia, Kandorith, Tsvetania, The Filippinas, Qvait, Bawkie, Jehenna, Sandaoguo, New Briantown, Enplatia, Yeldarbsland, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Markla, Belschaft, Concrete Slab, Hanguk-Nippon, Ebonhand, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Phanama, Merevane, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Royaltica, Brunier, and 82 others.Doraya, Zataras, Rebel-topia, Alfama, Sedunn, Seythennia, USNE2018, Vanbella, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Baltenlands, Los Rodeos, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Berlana, Canmore, Abyssal Phantasm, Nowa Europa, Rotenaplistan, Beepee, Jiam, Drystar, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Aurcania, Wardoeka, Ralphburg, Blondiesland, Kiasu-ism, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Treir, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Synarion, The White Isles, Ceutalia, Lionstrapower, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Honey Cake, Abarri, Linguiniland, Scu Greinne, Doge Land, South Western Korea, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Holota, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Corgitopiaa, Death to democracy, Storalia, Conexia, Yeses, Alaninia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, NIGHTRAY, Eternal Memedom, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Manuck, Ipugao, Sapientiano, Moreana, New Qafedemar, Noimosini, Dai Han, Fission, The United Australian States, Nova Kobol, Cratonim, Populaa, Freavia, Herbert Island, Peabodia, and East Nagaland.