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The Cat of Cat043

“Disharmony, like a cat, gets everywhere”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Onionistlands

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Cat of Cat043 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.768 billion Cat043ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cattery 043. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cat043ian economy, worth 304 trillion Mice a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,733 Mice, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat043's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cat043 is ranked 86,326th in the world and 2nd in Onionistlands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,918.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,877thTop
Most Patriotic: 18,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,289thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,459thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,562ndMost Developed: 24,527thMost Secular: 25,388thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,036th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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