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The Republic of Castewia


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Location: The Chuckle Playground of Fun and Games

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Republic of Castewia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.748 billion Castewians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The Castewian economy, worth 148 trillion uwus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 53,986 uwus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, male tourists tend to be fearful of Castewia's deadly femme fatales, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castewia's national animal is the uwu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Castewia is ranked 92,896th in the world and 3rd in The Chuckle Playground of Fun and Games for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.98 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 20,095thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,510th

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