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The Retropunk Eperopolis of Castelia

“There is nothing beyond our grasp.”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
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Location: Azure Watester Federation

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Retropunk Eperopolis of Castelia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adalbert Corvinius with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.409 billion Castelians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Castelia City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Castelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,915 trillion Mordon®s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 298,922 Mordon®s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,204,693 per year while the poor average 49,572, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

A signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime is totally unknown. Castelia's national animal is the Robo-Animal Line of Products®, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The High Church of Castelia.

Castelia is ranked 204,328th in the world and 70th in Azure Watester Federation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 27.67 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Subsidized Industry: 608thMost Valuable International Artwork: 854thMost Efficient Economies: 1,390thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,632ndLargest Black Market: 1,657thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,906thHighest Average Incomes: 1,985thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,115thMost Cultured: 2,546thMost Developed: 2,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,776thLargest Governments: 2,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,918thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,006thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,390thSmartest Citizens: 3,491stLargest Retail Industry: 3,498thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,617thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,701stMost Inclusive: 4,071stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,187thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,465thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,520thHealthiest Citizens: 4,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,823rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,075thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,191stRudest Citizens: 5,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,558thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,811thNicest Citizens: 6,441stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,492ndHighest Economic Output: 7,780thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,843rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,192ndNudest: 9,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,548thTop
Most Influential: 10,486thBest Weather: 10,503rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,508thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,393rdHighest Drug Use: 14,951stMost Secular: 19,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,253rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 17 » Kafair, Jamstown, Ukraniumstan, American Pere Housh, Goodawesomeness, The great Beaver, New Imperial Britannia, Best Rwanda, Rusliv, Kynor, The Ruby Ranch Republic, The Order of the Holy Inquisitors, Karelignia, New Tussia, Vlamms Statt, Winter Gulley, and Liberimarcat.