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The Kombatant of Cassandra Cage

“You got Caged.”

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The Kombatant of Cassandra Cage is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cassie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, feral children, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.912 billion Cassandra Cageans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earthrealm. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassandra Cagean economy, worth a remarkable 2,772 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,662 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cassandra Cage's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

Cassandra Cage is ranked 51,710^th in the world and 2^nd in Greater Nova York for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.69 law-abiding acts per hour.

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